So we looked for a sign. There plenty out there, but I was really partial to something that went like this, mainly because I am the sarcastic brat of the family:
|I like it. I could have purchased this on Esty here.|
While Eric was storm chasing last week, this is what I came home to:
|It's wrinkled because I originally balled it up, then realized that this was just too good not to take a photo of.|
Now granted, the kid (Clayton) is fundraising for what he believes is a good cause - earning his Eagle Scout status. I'm not exactly sure what he needs the money for in order to do what ever he has to do to earn Eagle Scout status, but that's what the letter was about. He even left his cell phone number so I could call or text him to purchase the King Sooper's gift cards he is selling.
I was really temped to text and ask him what level of reading comprehension is required to be an Eagle Scout.
Clayton, here is one thing you need to know if you are going to become an Eagle Scout:
Gift Cards do not equal cookies.
We're serious about the cookies. If you don't have them, get off the porch. Yes, I know, I can buy your gift card and take myself to King Sooper and purchase cookies. However, and I can't stress this enough:
IT IS NOT THE SAME!!!
Seriously, I'm going to switch to this sign: